LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 01: Dan Stevens and Benedict Cumberbatch attends a Gala Screening of ‘The Guest’ at Soho Hotel on September 1, 2014 in London, England
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
“Manuel Neuer is a different kind of goalkeeper, a different kind of man. Unlike the ones who came before him - I don’t know who I’m thinking of right now - he’s not an egomaniac. He’s classy. He’s a teamplayer, a highly intelligent, sensitive and modern footballer.”
You aren’t fooling anyone, Erik. After Charles refused your offer to stay together, you literally stared at him for more or less 10 endless seconds, with the gaze of a man who’s going through hell. No need to read your mind, no need to keep that stupid helmet: the pain is carved on your face. Your teary eyes betray your emotions. Who are you trying to fool, Erik? Maybe yourself.
i literally can’t handle that lock of hair in his face
♫ BYE BYE LIL SEBASTIAN ♫
"They’re pretty much gods who are also ex-boyfriends that control metal and brains — Magneto builds a special helmet just to keep Xavier from knowing what his feelings are; HE BUILDS A BRAIN CAGE SO HIS EX-BOYFRIEND WON’T KNOW HOW SAD HE IS. That is the demigod-level mutant equivalent of setting your gchat status to invisible so your ex-boyfriend can’t tell that you’re online."
- Mallory Ortberg’s review of X-Men Days of Future Past for The Toast